Sour Apple x Animal Cookies (Hybrid). Bake’s frost, warm pastry/apple aroma. Heavy-eyed, clear-headed. Dessert-tier.
| Lineage | Sour Apple × Animal Cookies |
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| Category | Balanced Hybrid with equal indica-sativa influence |
| Bred By | Lumpy’s Flowers |
| Visual | Chunky olive nugs with heavy trichomes and hints of purple |
| Aroma | Pastry-sweet apple and caramel layered with gassy funk |
| Effect Profile | Weighted calm with euphoric clarity — relaxing yet creative |
| Medicinal Insight | May relieve stress, enhance mood, and ease mild pain |
| Final Take | Dessert-tier strain that blends loud flavor with calming depth |
GMO x Jet Fuel (Indica-Dom Hybrid). Deep greens, garlic-diesel aroma, earthy/fuel taste. Heavy, introspective. Premium for vets.
| Lineage | GMO × Jet Fuel — a savory and gassy combo that delivers on potency and depth. |
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| Category | Indica-Dominant Hybrid - heavy effects with cerebral haze and deep body melt. |
| Bred By | Not explicitly documented; often linked to Compound Genetics or West Coast breeders. |
| Visual | Deep forest green nugs with maroon streaks, blazing orange hairs, and dense snow-white trichome layers. |
| Aroma | Garlic funk, diesel, roasted cloves, and piney solvent. Pungent, savory, and unapologetically loud. |
| Effect Profile | Cerebral haze with body heaviness. Introspective yet alert — perfect for decompressing in isolation. |
| Medicinal Insight | Helps with tension, low appetite, mental overload, and end-of-day wind-down without full sedation. |
| Final Take | Flex Fuel is greasy, potent, and not beginner-friendly. A rich, funky strain for the bold and the seasoned. |
Grape Pie x Animal Cookies (Indica-Lean Hybrid). Crystal-coated, grape jam/earth aroma & flavor. Warm, calming. Sleeper favorite.
| Lineage | Grape Pie × Animal Cookies — a flavorful cross that blends sweetness with classic cookie funk. |
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| Category | Indica-Leaning Hybrid — relaxing, flavorful, and ideal for mellow evening sessions. |
| Bred By | Crafted by Cannarado Genetics, known for flavorful and high-resin crosses. |
| Visual | Deep purple and forest green buds dusted in thick trichomes, with curled copper pistils and tight structure. |
| Aroma | Grape jelly over fresh soil with cookie dough gas — sweet, earthy, and loud once broken down. |
| Effect Profile | Calm and clear. Full-body warmth without fog. Sedative enough to slow down, but keeps your head in it. |
| Medicinal Insight | Great for stress, mood balancing, and evening use. Eases tension while keeping thoughts fluid. |
| Final Take | Granimals isn’t loud in branding but loud in effect. It’s a connoisseur’s comfort strain — always hits just right. |
GMO x Sunset Sherbert (Balanced Hybrid). Resin-rich, Chem funk/fruit aroma, diesel/citrus-cream taste. Head float to body melt.
| Lineage | GMO × Sunset Sherbert — a powerhouse cross mixing funky gas with creamy citrus sweetness. |
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| Category | Balanced Hybrid (leans indica) — calming without couchlock, cerebral with a relaxed body buzz. |
| Bred By | Compound Genetics — known for bold terp profiles and high-potency cultivars. |
| Visual | Lime-olive dense buds with amber trichomes, sticky and rugged with that true Chem-style nug structure. |
| Aroma | Garlic, gas, citrus, and cake — classic Chem punch with Sherb’s sweet-floral backend chaos. |
| Effect Profile | Buzz behind the eyes shifts into mellow body relief. Head-stimulating, body-grounding, and mood-lifting. |
| Medicinal Insight | Useful for stress, burnout, and mental overstimulation. Supports calm focus without full sedation. |
| Final Take | Chem Chillz hits the terp trifecta — funky, fruity, and loud. Ideal for connoisseurs seeking hybrid balance. |
Pineapple Fanta x Grape Gas (Sativa-Lean Hybrid). Lime buds, tropical fruit/gas aroma & taste. Active headspace lift. Sunshine weed.
| Lineage | Pineapple Fanta × Grape Gas — a vibrant mashup of tropical fruit and sweet-funk gas lineage. |
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| Category | Sativa-Leaning Hybrid — uplifting, flavorful, and functional with a smooth, creative edge. |
| Bred By | Unknown — genetics suggest exotic terp chasers crossed for bold flavor and mood lift. |
| Visual | Lime-green buds with vivid orange hairs and a sticky glow. Springy texture, cured for snap and bounce. |
| Aroma | Tropical overload: guava, pineapple, mango with a fermented pastry-funk and faint gas swirl. |
| Effect Profile | Light, euphoric high with mellow energy. Mentally alert, physically relaxed — great for daytime vibes. |
| Medicinal Insight | Supports mood enhancement, social ease, and daytime tension relief without overstimulation. |
| Final Take | Hawaiian Fonta is fruit-forward fire with real function. For terp lovers chasing both taste and utility. |
PB Breath x Papaya (Indica-Lean Hybrid). Nutty/tropical aroma & taste. Body-forward, calm, clear head. Niche terps.
| Lineage | Peanut Butter Breath × Papaya — a savory-tropical collision that delivers flavor and funk. |
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| Category | Indica-Leaning Hybrid — mellow, body-forward with a clear head and lush tropical funk. |
| Bred By | Unknown — likely the work of flavor-first breeders chasing oddball terp excellence. |
| Visual | Chunky buds, deep green with purple streaks and heavy resin. Dense, sticky, and loud on sight. |
| Aroma | Savory peanut shell meets ripe papaya and mango funk — nutty, tropical, and unapologetically loud. |
| Effect Profile | Full-body calm with mental clarity. Slows you down without sedation — perfect for relaxed focus. |
| Medicinal Insight | Great for muscle relief, decompressing, and easing stress without fogging your thoughts. |
| Final Take | Peanut Butter Papaya is a terp-lover's dream — rare, flavorful, and balanced in body and mind. |
Ghost OG x Hitman OG (Hybrid). Pastel buds, floral/gas aroma, berry/rose/Kush taste. Gentle ease, body softness. Elegant gas.
| Lineage | Ghost OG × Hitman OG — a refined hybrid that blends gas, florals, and a calming body-mind balance. |
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| Category | Hybrid — elegant and balanced, with mood-elevating effects and mellow physical ease. |
| Bred By | Unknown — likely boutique breeders chasing sophistication in terpene structure and aroma. |
| Visual | Pastel purple and forest green buds dusted in silver frost. Hand-trimmed and glow-ready. |
| Aroma | Rosewater and berries over earthy musk and fuel — perfumed, floral, and subtly gassy. |
| Effect Profile | Slow, smooth onset. Clears the mind while softening the body. Stress relief without sedation. |
| Medicinal Insight | Supports mood elevation, reduces anxiety, and helps unwind gently without heavy fog. |
| Final Take | Roseanna is boutique flower for connoisseurs. Soft, complex, and as composed as its profile. |
(GMO x Jet Fuel) x Wilson (Balanced Hybrid). Dripping buds, GMO funk/blueberry aroma, pastry/funk-fuel taste. Uplifting euphoria.
| Lineage | (GMO × Jet Fuel) × Wilson — a powerhouse mash-up delivering funk, fruit, and full-spectrum hybrid energy. |
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| Category | Balanced Hybrid — functional and floaty, ideal for day-to-night transitions without drag. |
| Bred By | Unknown — likely crafted by connoisseurs chasing layered flavor and dialed-in effects. |
| Visual | Jagged buds drenched in resin, deep green with violet tones under heavy frost. Loud bag appeal. |
| Aroma | Garlic-diesel meets blueberry glaze and citrus musk. Funky, sweet, and endlessly sniffable. |
| Effect Profile | Uplifting and grounding. Keeps you alert but relaxed — great for focus, flow, or chill. |
| Medicinal Insight | Can ease stress, lift mood, and support mental clarity without sedating the body. |
| Final Take | Wilfunk is rare-feeling gas with sweet curves — complex, flavorful, and built for the everyday cannasseur. |
Zkittlez x Moonbow (Hybrid). Dense neon buds, candy/sour gas aroma, rainbow candy/Zkittlez funk taste. Euphoric, grounding. Flavor bomb.
| Lineage | Zkittlez × Moonbow — a terp-rich pairing that merges candy fruit with kushy, gassy depth. |
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| Category | Hybrid (slightly indica-leaning) — uplifting at first, then drifts into mellow, grounded ease. |
| Bred By | Unknown — but clearly a flavor-first cultivar with premium genetics and bag appeal. |
| Visual | Neon greens, purple pops, and frosty orange pistils. Dense and glossy with a boutique flower look. |
| Aroma | Tropical candy, citrus glue, and earthy gas. Sweet on top, with sour funk and vanilla underneath. |
| Effect Profile | Euphoric and floaty, then softly grounding. Great for vibe-setting without full sedation. |
| Medicinal Insight | May help elevate mood, curb anxiety, and relax the body without mental fog. |
| Final Take | Z Belts is candy-forward fire with grown-up effects — fun to smoke, easy to love, hard to forget. |
Sunday Driver x WiPie (Balanced Hybrid). Sugar-glazed, funk/vanilla aroma, sweet cream/diesel taste. Happy lift to body melt.
| Lineage | Sunday Driver × WiPie — where creamy dessert meets gas and funk in a balanced, feel-good hybrid. |
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| Category | Balanced Hybrid (indica feel, hybrid head) — calming but not couchlocking, with creative uplift. |
| Bred By | Unknown — but clearly a carefully selected cross for flavor lovers with a preference for balance. |
| Visual | Dark olive buds with shaggy pistils and sugar-glazed trichomes. Dense, tacky, and beautifully cured. |
| Aroma | Gassy vanilla cake and toasted marshmallow. Sweet, sour, and funky — like baking in a mechanic's shop. |
| Effect Profile | Light lift behind the eyes, followed by slow body melt. Relaxing, euphoric, and just the right kind of lazy. |
| Medicinal Insight | Could help with stress, mild anxiety, and tension without full sedation or mental fog. |
| Final Take | Pile Driver is hybrid comfort food: sweet, gassy, playful, and perfect for winding down without tapping out. |
Exotic Indica-Dom Hybrid. Dark buds, incense/earthy gas aroma, dark fruit/kush/spice taste. Gentle drift to deep calm.
| Lineage | (Unspecified exotic cross) — likely indica-dominant with deep sensory complexity and mood-rich effects. |
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| Category | Indica-Dominant Hybrid — introspective and calming, ideal for unwinding and tuning out. |
| Bred By | Unknown — but crafted for those who prefer soulful, nighttime flower with depth and intention. |
| Visual | Midnight green buds with purple veins and glowing trichomes. Amber hairs curl through a rich, moody frame. |
| Aroma | Earthy incense, clove spice, and forest funk. Vinyl static, red wine, and dried fruit linger in the nose. |
| Effect Profile | Slow cerebral drift into full-body calm. Muscles melt, senses dim — perfect for sleep or solo reflection. |
| Medicinal Insight | Suited for evening use to ease tension, promote rest, and help quiet mental overactivity. |
| Final Take | Midnight Special is a mood — a dimly lit room, a record spinning, and the soft fade into peace. A true nightcap. |
Complex lineage (Balanced Hybrid). Vibrant buds, fruit/funk aroma, apple/banana/diesel taste. Euphoric to stoney.
| Lineage | (Platinum Cookies x Grandaddy Purple) x Blue Power, crossed with Gelatti — layered genetics for layered flavor. |
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| Category | Balanced Hybrid — energetic up top, mellow underneath, built for creative flow or good company. |
| Bred By | Compound Genetics — flavor-forward breeders known for bold, modern cultivar crosses. |
| Visual | Chunky buds coated in milky trichomes with deep blues, lime greens, and flashes of violet. Sticky and sculpted. |
| Aroma | Fresh fruit basket: green apple, banana peel, candied grape, and gassy heat. Bright, ripe, and weirdly addictive. |
| Effect Profile | Talkative and euphoric at first, easing into a mellow, buzzy body high. Functional with a stoney edge. |
| Medicinal Insight | Useful for lifting mood, sparking creativity, and easing into social or solo chill without full sedation. |
| Final Take | Apples and Bananas lives up to the buzz — loud, flavorful, and joyfully balanced. Built for heads and casuals alike. |
Apples & Bananas x White Runtz (Hybrid). Photogenic, apple/banana/Runtz gas aroma, fruit/candy-fuel taste. Uplifting to floaty.
| Lineage | Apples & Bananas x White Runtz — a powerhouse cross of two terp titans with boutique pedigrees. |
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| Category | Hybrid (Balanced with an indica lean) — uplifting upfront, smooth and stoney on the backend. |
| Bred By | Compound Genetics — innovators in candy-fuel crosses with serious bag appeal and potency. |
| Visual | Rounded, dense nugs coated in thick trichomes. Pastel greens, lavender streaks, and fiery pistils make each bud pop. |
| Aroma | Silky sweet fruit — apple, banana candy, tropical zest — layered with creamy Runtz gas and floral notes. |
| Effect Profile | Mental lift, mood glow, and subtle focus early on. Settles into a warm, blissed-out body state without the couchlock. |
| Medicinal Insight | Great for creative focus, mild pain relief, or easing anxiety without full sedation. Functional with flair. |
| Final Take | Compound Z blends candy terps with designer effects — flavor-first flower that punches like premium. |
Apples & Bananas x Jokerz (Hybrid). Show-stopping buds, tropical fruit/gas aroma, candy/creamy gas taste. Giddy lift, body calm.
| Lineage | Apples & Bananas x Jokerz — a flavorful mashup that marries tropical candy with funky kush-bred genetics. |
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| Category | Hybrid (Balanced, with a slight sativa spark) — mood-boosting and clearheaded with a playful edge. |
| Bred By | Compound Genetics — known for crafting terp-loaded strains with standout effects and visual punch. |
| Visual | Chunky, showpiece buds dusted in crystal. Hues range from pastel green to deep violet, wrapped in flame-orange pistils. |
| Aroma | Burst of fruity candy — apple, tropical punch, sour grape — with creamy gas and vanilla funk underneath. |
| Effect Profile | Euphoric and giggly on the front — creative, chatty, and upbeat. Smooth transition into calm body relief without sedation. |
| Medicinal Insight | Ideal for stress relief, social anxiety, or mood dips. Keeps energy high while melting tension. |
| Final Take | Goofiez is vibrant and versatile — terp-rich, potent, and perfect for anytime feel-good elevation. |
Pluto S1 x A&B (Balanced Hybrid). Bodhi. Earthy/floral/creamy aroma & taste. Focused, level euphoria. Harmony.
| Lineage | Pluto S1 x Apples & Bananas — a balanced blend of exotic fruit and earthy depth. |
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| Category | Balanced Hybrid (50/50 Sativa-Indica) — equal parts uplift and calm. |
| Bred By | Bodhi Seeds — known for spiritually inspired, genetically stable, and effect-rich cultivars. |
| Visual | Chunky, well-cured buds with deep greens and purples. Thick, cloudy trichomes and golden-orange pistils are tucked into the structure. |
| Aroma | Earthy and floral with creamy sweetness. Notes of forest floor, sandalwood spice, and soft fruit rise with each whiff. |
| Effect Profile | Focused mental lift paired with gentle body relaxation. Emotionally balancing — creative without chaos, calming without crash. |
| Medicinal Insight | Excellent for stress, light physical tension, or mood support. Clear-headed effects make it great for daytime therapeutic use. |
| Final Take | Tiger Moon is elegant, balanced, and introspective — a thoughtful hybrid for smokers who want presence over punch. |
